Incredible Rush/Rush Job

Any other "rush" figures of speech out there? Rush hour, rush to judgment...

If Rush isn't a pill popper, he picked the wrong week to quit. Yes, I know, it's the New York Daily News and the National Enquirer. But here's Rush's statement on the matter:

I am unaware of any investigation by any authority involving me. No government representative has contacted me directly or indirectly. If my assistance is required, I will, of course, cooperate fully.

RushLimbaugh.com

That would be more convincing if he had led that statement with, "I am not now and have never been addicted to pain killers." And then he could have finished that last sentence with, "...for I have nothing to hide."

But he didn't.