Bush Doesn't Go To Church?

The New Republic Online: Empty Pew

How...illuminating.

Freeper Wonders If Kerry Had Questions Beforehand

BartCop

Bartcop quotes a Freeper:

I had that feeling that Kerry had the questions beforehand.
He seemed to have his answers right on target.
Bush seemed like he was surprised by the questions.
I wish they could investigate to see if the DNC got a hold of the questions beforehand.

This guy is so used to building Bush up into SuperLeader, that someone with a grasp of the facts and communications skills is a surprise to him. It must be a fix! It just couldn't be that Kerry knows what he's talking about, and knows how to say it effectively...

Pathetic, isn't it?

The First Debate

Did I just see William Hung warming up the crowd?

Well, why not? I mean, Wolf is carrying water for the Bush campaign. He's terminally unable to understand Kerry's position on Iraq. The CNN crew has fully developed the "make or break for Kerry" meme - "historians will be writing about this for many years to come..."

Goody Jim Lehrer, the Debate Nanny, has just deputized Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz-Kerry as hall monitors. Ai-yi-yi.

Begala just pointed out that as easy as this format is, we should have no mercy on anyone that makes a mistake tonight. From your mouth to Wolf Blitzer's ear, Paul.

AP Already Has The Post-Debate Article Posted

ABCNEWS.com : Bush, Kerry Prepare for Debate in Fla.

I'm all for labor-saving devices, though. Maybe they could go ahead and print the election results and save us a lot of grief.

Grover Norquist Loses It

Slate.com

Mr. Norquist believes that the generation which pulled itself out of the Great Depression and fought WWII was "un-American".

Mr. Norquist, if you don't like this country, you can leave.