Somerby, in as rare a form as ever, gives us the bumper sticker version of Kerry's position on Iraq, "so simple that even a pundit could understand it":
KERRY’S POSITION: I voted to give President Bush the authority. Then President Bush f*cked it up.Might I suggest a wee alteration to this statement, one I would dearly love to hear Kerry fire at Lt. Bush during the debates?
I voted to give you the authority, Mr. President. But then you Cheneyed it up.Oh, I could die a happy man after that...