Finding Nemo On Ice?

No, it's actually much worse than this. I just saw a commercial for Disney On Ice's latest spectacle, Finding Nemo. The costumes are atrocious, so much so that I can't find a picture of them online yet.

So let me describe them. The Dori costume was actually not so bad, but I won't soon forget Nemo's face jutting out of a ice skater's belly, while the skater's head tried vainly to become a part of a clownfish's dorsal fin. And then the bright orange legs undulating in front of the whole costume... I swear the Coen Brothers put Disney up to this.

I'm predicting a lot of screaming, frightened children.